She smoked in my bed cos she thought it would annoy me

A line from a fantastic old Hefner song there, from what was possibly their best album, "The Fidelity Wars". I miss Hefner.

Question time.
Are smokers:

a) Antisocial, evil-smelling, yellow fingered, weak-willed people who taste like a four day old ashtray;

b) Poeple who like John Lennon's favourite vegetable, peas, should be given a chance;

c) Dying slowly;

d) Funny;

e) All of the above (they're definitely c, I guess - we're all c)