I met up with my mum for lunch today.
Me: How many legs does a spider have?
Mum: I don't know. Six?
Me: No, a spider has eight legs. Eight.
Mum: Oh - I was getting confused with Henry the Eighth having six wives.
Me: ????!!!
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Books Read in 2008
- The Prefect - Alistair Reynolds
- Weaver - Stephen Baxter
- Navigator - Stephen Baxter
- Conqueror - Stephen Baxter
- Matter - Iain M Banks
- Emperor - Stephen Baxter
- The Stuff of Thought - Stephen Pinker
- Wanted - Mark Millar
- Fallen Dragon - Peter F Hamilton
- How to Bring Up Your Parents - Emma Kennedy
- The Lies of Locke Lamora - Scott Lynch
- The Black Swan - Nassim Nicholas Taleb
- Raw Spirit - Iain Banks
- The Toyminator - Robert Rankin
- The Diamond Warriors - David Zindell
- Chindi - Jack MacDevitt
Games I've Finished since 2007
- Final Fantasy I (PSP)
- Final Fantasy VII (PS1)
- Final Fantasy X2 (PS2)
- The World Ends With You (DS)
- Final Fantasy X (PS2)
- Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings (DS)
- Super Metroid (SNES)
- Zack & Wiki - The Search For Barboros' Treasure (Wii)
- Lego Star Wars - The Complete Saga (DS)
- Pokemon Pearl (DS)
- Super Mario Galaxy (Wii) (121/121 Stars)
- Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (Wii)
- Paper Mario (N64)
- Final Fantasy VI (GBA)
- Puzzle Quest (DS)
- Final Fantasy V (GBA)
- Final Fantasy IX (PS1)
- FInal Fantasy Tactics Advance (GBA)
- Elite Beat Agents (DS)
- Final Fantasy VIII (PS1)
- Final Fantasy IV (GBA)
- Final Fantasy III (DS)
- Final Fantasy XII (PS2)
- The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (GC)
- The Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess (Wii)
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- Places to go and see in York #7
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- End of Easter
- Music to watch sausages by
- I don't get it
- Day Off
- Places to go and see in York #4
- You need take no action
- Places to go and see in York #3
- Non-Random Thought
- Writing On Vans
- Places to go and see in York #2
- Challenge #5: PROMOTE - Complete!
- Places to go and see in York #1
- It rhymes with ripe and type
- Holiday Plans
- The Great Pop/Rock Cheese Mix
- Sleep. Is. Now.
- Sage advice
- Potential Pen Problem
- Prelude to a Break
- TPS
- Coach Trip (around Europe)
- College Dinner
- Spider Legs
- Mysterious Delivery
- Not very red hair
- My Filing System
- A review of a hotel what I stayed in last night
- Don't forget the CD, mate
- Bed sounds
- Trip not suitable for vegetarians
- Check out the checkouts
- Curry Time
- Three Questions
- Another bad day
- Hey, what's that sound?
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All views expressed on this page are not necessarily those of myself or of my affiliates or my associates. Some names may have been changed. Some names may not have not been changed. Falling feels like flying, until you hit the ground. I guess you just weren't interested in getting drunk, and trying to start a baby boom.
All views expressed on this page are not necessarily those of myself or of my affiliates or my associates. Some names may have been changed. Some names may not have not been changed. Falling feels like flying, until you hit the ground. I guess you just weren't interested in getting drunk, and trying to start a baby boom.
1 comment:
Certainly sounds like you're not adopted.
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