Curry Time

I've just come back from a curry. It's the 4th of March and I think this may have been my first curry of the year. This seems slightly wrong to me. It was good curry though.

Perhaps more importantly, the Curry House has the same tiles in its man bathroom as I do in my bathroom here in the flat. It's a relatively new curry place, so I can only conclude that they have copied me somehow. They must have sent round a secret curry spy when I was at work one day.

I wonder if they have the same wardrobes as me in their Curry House Bedrooms. And the same bottle opener in their Curry House Cupboard of Bottle Opening. And the same c... nah, that one has to just be me. If it ain't, I'm gonna sue.