Sunday, August 15, 2004

Nuns explode... Again

OK, it's time for one of you out there to own up. A few days ago, someone came to this blog by typing "nuns explode" (inc the quotes) into Yahoo. 3 things:

1. Why are you using Yahoo as your search engine? If you'd typed "nuns explode" into Google, you'd have found two whole other sites apart from mine. One of them might have been what you were looking for. I sincerely doubt you were looking for a poem about an evil zoo.

2. What on Earth were you looking for, and why? What kind of sick f**k searches the internet for exploding nuns? You may have a good reason, I'd love to know what it was. Come on, share!

3. Did you eventually find what you were looking for? Or have you since been sectioned under the Mental Health Act (1983)?

For the record, I in no way condone the exploding of nuns, or indeed of any other members of the Church, or any people or animals at all. It's ok to explode fruit and vegetables though. I remember at university being party to the dropping of a pumpkin down a stairwell from three floors up. That made a mess...

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