Sunday, January 11, 2004

Where'd all the spam go?

Is it just me, or has the amount of spam going to Hotmail addresses declined enormously recently? Almost makes Hotmail useful again! (although I'm not sure what I'll now do if I ever need to increase the size of my penis at short notice). In the last week, I have had just one (!) junk email, which was advertising viagra. I have put the entire text below, because it is frankly a work of genius. Not so much the advert bit (or the incredibly inept spellings), but the crazy mad list of words at the end...

"Hi,
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Most trusted online source!

Cilais or (Spuer Vagira)
takes affect right away & lasts 24-36 hours!
FOR SUEPR VAIRGA CILCK HERE

Genierc Virgaa
costs 60% less! save a lot of $.
FOR VIGARA CILCK HERE

Both products shipped discretely to your door

Not intreseted
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This is possibly the best list of words I have ever seen. If anyone thinks I've made this up, I can forward the original email to you.

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