Sweet Hell

Liquorice Allsorts. Great sweets, I love them. Yes, I love them.

But Bassetts, the esteemed sweetmakers, seem to have decided that there are some freaks out there who do not like Liquorice Allsorts. Inconceivable! So to fill this perceived gap in the market, they have released "Fruit Allsorts" (crap name). They look like the originals, but the black liquorice has been replaced by.... Red Rotten Tasting Stuff (RRTS). I've no idea what the RRTS is, but it tastes like I'd imagine decaying animals taste like.

I don't imagine I'm the only person revolted by this new development? I'd be tempted to boycott the originals. But they are too nice...