Pope Selection

It strikes me that should The Pope not make it through his current health problems (at the time of writing, he's had the last rites. Again. Which part of "last" don't they get?) then the whole process of choosing the next one will be watched much more closely than normal, since the process was novelised by Dan Brown. If they are not planning a book or TV show comparing the fact and the fiction of this process, then they're missing a lucrative opportunity.

I would put myself forward to be nominated to be the next Pope, but popery isn't really my thing. I'd also put volunteer to put together a large selection of dried flowers for the ceremonies, but pot-pourris isn't really my thing either. **ahem**