Friday, January 14, 2005

My small tribute to Busted

The world mourned today upon hearing the news that top UK rock band, Busted were to split up. I mourned also, and was moved to write the following song - my tribute to their majestic style, in their majestic style. The tune is a standard Busted one. Possibly a cross between Thunderbirds Are Go and Crashed The Wedding. But they all sound the same, so it doesn't really matter which one. Lyrically it may actually be slightly better than them, but you can judge that yourself.

Busted Are Dusted

Verse 1
Busted were the greatest band,
To ever walk upon this land,
And sing songs with their own fantastic voices.
They rode around in big fast cars,
And even played their own guitars,
And with their chords they had just the three choices.

Pre Chorus
But, today, total dismay,
The boys have said they'll go away,
And no more songs to us they'll play,
There's just one thing that's left to say:

Chorus
The pop charts without Busted,
Will be like pie without the custard,
Or roast beef without the mustard,
It's so unfair, I'm totally gutted.
We'll all miss their spiky hai-air,
And their songs about underwear,
How'll we cope with this despai-air,
At my posters I will stare-are.

Verse 2
Charlie's focused on Fightstar,
In that band, he is the main star,
And Matt and James no longer share the li-imelight.
If next time they're over France,
They once again do mess their pants,
The air hostess will kick their asses off the fli-ight.

Pre Chorus
But, today, total dismay,
The boys have said they'll go away,
And no more songs to us they'll play,
There's just one thing that's left to say:

Chorus
The pop charts without Busted,
Will be like pie without the custard,
Or roast beef without the mustard,
It's so unfair, I'm totally gutted.
We'll all miss their spiky hai-air,
And their songs about underwear,
How'll we cope with this despai-air,
At my posters I will stare-are.

Guitar Solo

Repeat Chorus to fade, possibly with some slight changes that I can't be arsed to write

Bye Bye Busted!

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