Wednesday, April 28, 2004

And another one... Sorry.

The thoughts of the lady in red
Are disturbing.
The ideas running through her head
Include hurting
Dogs, cats, pandas, mice, tigers,
Chickens, ants, zebras and spiders
She's wearing red clothes
For only one reason
The blood she supposes
Will match her this (killing) season.
She wants to find all the animals
And march them two by two
Along narrow beast channels
Into her evil zoo.
And then when they're caged
She'll become enraged
And go at them with guns,
knives, and nuns
will object
but she doesn't care.
She rejects
the pleas
of nuns on their knees.
For the only voice she'll listen to
Is the one in her head that told her to
Form this evil zoo.
So it's not looking good for the critters
They've all got the jitters,
They've just seen a monkey being decapitated,
A rabbit being fried,
And a chinchilla being masticated
by a wolf, mouth wide.
The lady is happy her plans fruited well
So she takes out the nuns
With an evil magic spell.
They try to run
But the gate is too far:
The nuns explode
Before they reach their car.
And the lady relaxes at the end of her day
The evil zoo has been formed, it's a fun place to play.

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