At lunchtime today I bought
- a half-price pair of gloves
- and the new album by Doves.
I then decided that I'd only buy things that rhymed with gloves, but unfortunately the only other thing I wanted was a sandwich and I couldn't think of an appropriate filling. The best I could do was "Can I have a cajun chicken baguette, love" because that's how we talk here in Yorkshire. Except I didn't say the "love" part because it would have felt silly.
I thought it in my head though.
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You're easily one of the world's five funniest men. I'll testify to that in court.
Dateline 23rd February - "Maine Fined For Perjury"
I didn't know Doves had a new album out - should probably have been obvious since they're on tour!
What you could have done is asked for your sandwich, then given her a shove.
Hey, is it possible that Lint is in fact Maine, signed in as a different user???
I think I'm just me. Can't speak for Maine, but I think he's just him too. And not me. And me not him. etc.
Ah, but that's just what you would say if you were Maine, isn't it?
But, if I were Lint, I woun't be wearing this funky hat, would I? He's not quite the funky hat type...
You could be Lint trying to fool us with a clever disguise.
I think the acid test of the matter will be your answer to the question : "Large glass of wine?"
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