H1 2006 TV

Over the last week or so I've seen some great television. Three series have come to a close - Season 5 of 24, Season 2 of Lost and Season 1 of Prison Break. To commemorate these endings I've penned some pointless haikus to summarise each series.

Lost 2
Button in a hatch
Must be pressed often or else.
There's also more folk.

Prison Break 1
Baldy Linc's in jail,
Framed by an evil comp'ny.
Escape with Mike's tatts!

24 5
Jack's back from the dead
To save LA from nerve gas:
(Spoiler deleted)

All three series together add up to the best part of two to three days worth of solid television. This means that I have spent one to two percent of 2006 watching these. Although that's not a huge number, it feels a bit... wrong.

But all the same, roll on next January!