I'm not drunk, I've just had too much cheese

I went to a bar with a friend last night and the bouncer on the door wouldn't let him in because he was wearing Sportswear (a football or rugby top or something similar). We got around this problem by me removing my fleece and the aforementioned friend putting it on. We were then allowed in with no further problems. Luckily, I was not wearing Sportswear myself. Actually, that's a lie. I was wearing swimming trunks.