Today marks the start of Royal Ascot here in York.
So far I have seen:
2 top hats
3 ladies in dresses
0 horses
The town centre didn't seem as busy in the early evening as I expected.
Also:
0 Rabbits in waistcoats
0 Tornadoes
0 Naked ladies without dresses
0 Cornish pasties
0 Monster trucks driven by dwarf clowns
0 Danny DeVito lookalikes
0 Chinese balloons
0 Dead dogs rotting by the roadside, flowers at their side
0 Spoons bent by the actual Uri Gellar
0 Queens of England
0 Drunks lying in gutters singing the songs of The Spice Girls
Or perhaps in fact I saw all of the above and mistook them for a sunbeam. Who can tell?
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