My boss has asked me to review the glossary that forms part of the reading for the Actuarial Fellowship exam. I'm allowed to add any definitions as I see fit (though there's no guarantee they'll be used).
I'm tempted to try and sneak in some absurd ones and see if anyone notices. I like the idea of warping little actuary minds by making them believe things that are false.
That's probably why I'm not allowed to work with children.