I've developed a new skill. I can type using only the power of my mind. I'm doing it now. It's great. I just think of a word and it appears on screen without me having to touch the keyboard. I think the word "Jamboree" and it appears. I think the word "Jambaroo" and it appears too. I can think them together if I want (Jamboree-Jambaroo) and they appear, just like that. I am brilliant.
It's quite lucky that this skill has just developed though because I lost both arms today in a horrendous industrial accident involving a whiteboard, a middle aged man and a bread-making machine (please don't ask). The stumps are still stinging somewhat.
I'm not sure how I'm going to clean my teeth.
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