Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Problems I don't have

Whilst I was away on the skiing, my work colleagues held a bit of a guessing game as to what ailments and afflictions I might return to the office with. Here is their list:

Iced buns
Frozen assets
Fifth metatarsel
Strained love-muscle
Burnt finger (marshmallow toasting)
Sunburnt face, white goggle eyes
Achy breaky heart
Sunburnt finger
Achy Buttocks
Skewered by a (ski) pole
Blisters - mainly feet, but not exclusively
Knobbled knees

They were not able to declare any winner. If only someone had gone for "slightly chapped lips"...

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