There's an advert for Radio 2 on the telly at the moment in which Terry Wogan goes up into a loft, finds an old fiddle, plays a bit of The Verve on it, gets excited, knocks the light out and then falls through the loft floor into the house below. The advert then says "Amazing music. Played by an amazing line-up".
I started to imagine what it would be like if all music on Radio 2 was actually played by Terry Wogan. And I got scared because the clip below is what it would be like.
Gotta love the 70s.