Apprentice Haiku

So the Apprentice
Candidates this year appear
To be a bunch of

Darn ran out of syllables.

Haiku About Remembering The Very Funny Thing Matt Accidentally Said In The Pub Last Week

"I was not aware
They'd installed a TV here?"
"That's a blackboard, Matt"

Haiku About Forgetting The Very Funny Thing Matt Accidentally Said In The Pub Tonight

What were the daft words
Matt said tonight in the pub?
I don't know, I drank.